You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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