He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if only i could text you this smell
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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