I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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