You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Holy shit dude........stairs
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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