just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she peed on how many people?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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