Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
organizing the empties. That sober.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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