Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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