Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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