We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
