Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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