It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i would punch a child for taco bell
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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