Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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