Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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