your thong is hanging out like whoa
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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