Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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