you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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