my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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