i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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