I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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