Where is the hickey?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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