Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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