Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
