my soul wont recognize me after tonight
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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