But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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