There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
