I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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