it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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