I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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