how can u be prego again
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Four minutes until I can fart!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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