And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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