i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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