A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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