just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Damn victory sex feels great
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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