It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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