Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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