Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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