She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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