It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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