white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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