i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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