id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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