would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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