butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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