i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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