Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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