There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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