the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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