told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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