Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i will never coherently bang her
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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