Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
