Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sorry about my life...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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