I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I smell like Dick and happiness
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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