So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
