She's JV to your varsity
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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